Wey ! por fin decidí abrir uno de estos espacios en los que uno puede escribir... cosas o.o

Me desligué un rato de mi tirano malvadoso y vine directo a traerles algo de diversión. Sí, sé que estarán pensando algo así como: "Con qué nos va a divertir??" . Bueno, tengo amigos geniales fuera del foro, esos con los que me junto casi todos los días y me mostraron un video genial XDD

Lo bueno es que no me salgo de la temática de Harry Potter de hecho y... no, no es "A Very Potter Musical" (pero tengo que reconocer que ese musical mola XD).

Bleh, dejo de dar vueltas. Disfruten de esta primera entrada.

Lyrics:

Voldemort #1:

I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history,

I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory.

With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor

You's a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore,

I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see,

you're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy.

I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead

If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled

Harry #1

You's a big bald fairy, you think I'm scared of you

I smoked basilisk and I'll smoke you too.

I got witches in class I got witches in the halls

If you look under my cloak, you'll see my Hagrid size balls.

I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess,

Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart's Express

You can't touch me son, I drive magic cars

I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars!

Voldemort #2

Poor little Harry, you're such darling lad.

Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?

Oh that's right I killed em, you're little owl too.

All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew.

You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny

Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermoine?

My boyz are called death eaters, they're black magic studs

They'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloods

You can never find me, it's like trying to catch smoke

You hide from me with your punk ass cloak.

You think your invisible, but I can see through that!

I'll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT

Harry #2

Say it don't spray it your breath smells like a grave

Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave

Your head looks like a golf ball your face looks like a lizard

Here's the toll free number for the hair club for wizards

The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew,

wizards drive by's is what we do

When dementors try to ice me I step right up and own em

I crack a butter beer and say "Expecto Patronum"!